Maestro’s Conundrum


the “maestro’s conundrum” is an addendum to the palma sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. the maestro’s conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays tchaikovsky.
mr. mozart: “for shame wolfgang, what sounds are those? are you not in tune?”
wolfgang: “why yes father, moreso than you could know.”
piano teacher: “fear not herr mozart, for young wolfi has solved the maestro’s conundrum”

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