mafia trunk
a coupe or sedan trunk that is absurdly large on the inside and deceptively small looking on the outside. a regular car trunk might be able to store a dead body or two, but a mafia trunk must be capable of storing at least 5 dead bodies.
examples include the trunks on the nissan altima, chevy impala, and mazda 3.
you want a mazda 3? how are you going to get all of your stuff to college in one trip?
no worries, mom; it’s got a mafia trunk.
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you stole a mazda 3? how are we going to get joey malone’s crew to the lake before sunrise?
no worries, boss; it’s got a mafia trunk.
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