Magestic Marmot
where you take someones pillow, pull down your underwear, and fart on the pillowcase. giving extra care to ensure the fabric of the case touches the skin of your -sshole.
my husband was being such a douchebag, i did a magestic marmot on his pillowcase and he got pinkeye.
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