Magic 8 Ball
the magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. inside the magic 8 ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. this soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.
~ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-it says, “my signs point to yes.”
the act of using both cocaine and lsd at the same time. the effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.
i heard jim shook the magic 8-ball the other day.” “he sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.
to shake ones hand as if you were holding a magic 8 ball in hopes of the approval to proceed in doing whatever judgement-lacked decision you had previously just thought up. –when intoxicated, answer always comes out yes–
guy 1: hey, you wanna play russian roulette?
guy 2: magic 8ball says… ‘im feeling lucky’
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