magic asshole
a trick played by a “fatal attraction” lover where they fill their -sshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.
i have a magic -sshole! what he stuck in will never come out!
yeah a magic -sshole is a very dirty trick – but it works! he will never cheat again.
with a magic -sshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
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- magisterial
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