Magic Bath
using a mr. clean magic eraser on any and all parts of your body in a manner designed to briskly remove loose residue while surrept-tiously deep cleaning.
dude, i only have 3 minutes before rose gets here and my armpits smell like rancid beef.
jmb, dude. (just magic bath)
a bathtub filled with purell. jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.
something to go on a rock star’s rider.
“man they better have a magic bath ready for me after this show.”
“this magic bath is amazing, i can swim around, then stand up and auto dry!”
“magic baths are rave-ready!”
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