Magic Face


the “art” of oral s-x when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a g-d and this g-d is a good g-d and that all people and inherently good. this can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the “high” of magic face for ever.
often referred too as putting you c-ck in a box full of heaven.

man – “holy sh-t that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever”

women – “really? you think it was good?”

man – “f-ck yeah magic face..please leave. man i’m hungry. zzzzzzzz” – (he slept for 6.5 years)((true story))

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