Magic Hat
when you tell a girl you put on a condom then proceed to have s-xual intercourse with her. you then climax inside of her and tell her you swore you put a condom on. if she claims that you got her pregnant, revert to an,”italian abortion.”
i took this girl home from the lodge. i was out of condoms and she said she wouldn’t do me without one. so i pulled a magic hat. i opened up a pack of gum and pretended to put one on then had s-x. she never knew even when i blew a bubble up in her.
s-xual trick involving:
1 paper bag, 3 rubber bands,1 butane lighter, 2 ice cubes, and 1 dirty hippy chick. use sparingly.
dude! i through the magic hat on her! her scorched crotch is still bleeding!!!!
sh-tty beer from vermont. magic hat. dont drink it youll puke.everyone loves up because they are idiots fro new enlgand and everyone knows they have bad taste and alot of money to waste on microbrewed bullsh-t beer. some beers such as “circus boy” require shaking to mix up the nasty floaties but i dont know anything else about that beer beacause i just stopped and walked away when i was told that before opening the beer. ive had the other ones and yep they suck -ss too.
person 1:
dude lets go blow our parents hard earned money on sh-tty -ss beer, i think i want some number 9, actually no, i want hocus pocus, wait no ill get the variety pack so i can have a magic hat taste of all the nastiest bullsh-t in the world. dont u love microbrewed -ss tasting beer from vermont. uvm rocks dude yeah! go catamounts! green and gold and money dude!canada sucks ! lets go to north beach dude its the best beach on the east coast! and well drink sh-tty beer and wate money dude.
person2:
alright dude that was the gayest thing ive ever heard, that sh-t sucks, actually that sh-t sucks more than long trail and whatever else u stupid f-cking hippes and rich conneticut b-st-rds think thier hot sh-t. but in actuality black beary wheat f-cking sucks. thats made by longtrail, that sh-t sucks, actually i mean bb dubs thats the street slang dude. yo lets suckle on some b b dubs dude. lets go waste our f-cking money man on some sh-thole beer.
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