magic portal
the trip you get when you’re really baked and you go from one place to another in what seems like 5 seconds but is really 10-15 minutes and you dont remember anything that happened within that time period.
tristan-“whoa. magic portal. werent we just at dead duck like, two seconds ago?”
emma-“no, that was a long time ago.”
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