magic sand
the miraculous, strange glue that is created when c-m mixes with shower or bath water. this is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth’s scientists.
man 1 “what’s with all those little b-lls of glue in the shower feller? they’re all over my feet!”
man 2 ” ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate i had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. apologies”
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