Magical Jew


a jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.
leroy: dude there’s no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off becca’s cleavage and into that cup for game.

brian: watch me (shoots)

everyone: holy sh-t!!! i can’t beleive he made that! he is one magical jew.

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