magical midgets
the midgets that comprise the joint task force. their homeland is magical, their technique is unsurp-ssed. where they roam, n-body knows. one can only -ssume they are not visible to the naked eye (unless they are rolling a joint, of course). they don’t speak to humans and if they did, our hearts and brains would explode in utter happiness and excitement (it would be like taking all the weed and acid in the universe and takin it all in at once). their only known purpose is to roll joints and occ-ssionally a blunt. they are the ying to our yang, the good to our evil, the happiness to our sadness, and so on.
g-d i love those magical midgets. i wonder how i would feel if they said something to me.
do not question the magical midgets existence!!! they don’t roll to the unenlightened.
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midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. they hide behind vending machines and newsstands.
there’s some magical midgets behind the newsstand!
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