magnetic fart


a fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. this typically occurs with leather seats.
bob sits in tim’s computer chair.
bob: oh man tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
tim: sorry man, didn’t know it stuck!

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