Magnetron
an extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves.
magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.
(inside red lobster)
female customer: making a call
man sitting next to her:how did you get reception!
female customer:silent and dumbfounded
man sitting next to her:how the f-ck did you get service!
man sitting next to her:who the f-ck has a magnetron!
something that screws up the grecco.
roman: short of walking in the room with a bl–dy magnetron around your neck, you do know what a magnetron is?
daniel: something that messes up the grecco?
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