magnificent hair


extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!

this sometimes serves as ‘bait’ for the male, then; after the couple has ‘paired up’, and their partnership becomes more ‘businesslike’, the “magnificent hair” is replaced with the super-short ‘pixie-look’. the logic behind this is, “it takes less time to maintain”!?

this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the “magnificent hair” into the s-x act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders……!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn’t the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to ‘dump’ and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!

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