Magnolia Wedding
beating off so violently that the head of your p-n-s resembles a pink magnolia flower. by the time you -j-c-l-t- you are crying from the pain; but the -j-c-l-t–n is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
travis had so much pent up s-xual frustration living in san francisco he threw himself a magnolia wedding; and only invited himself.
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