Magnum P.I.
an overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of tom selleck. star of magnum p.i.
did you see bill’s date? she had a magnum p.i.
very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980’s and were a staple of tom selleck’s wardrobe in the popular television series magnum p.i. these shorts usually clearly outline one’s package and leave nothing to the imagination. frequently worn by those with a mullet.
i was out of clean clothes so i threw on some magnum pi’s. i spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.
an individual who buys size xl magnum condoms though they are unnaturally small.
” philip went to the gastation to buy sme rubbers and his girlfriend said he was such a magnum p.i.
when you fill a magnum condom with urine and slap someone in the face with it.
i gave my girlfriend a magnum p.i. last night.
when a man is having -n-l s-x with his partner and decides not to “pull-out”. he nuts in her b-tt and then with his finger gets some of the “nut” and gives her a “tom selleck-type” mustache, you know…a magnum pi
yo, last night i was banging your girl in her -ss and she asked to look like magnum p.i., so i helped her out.
partic-p-ting in the tom selleck while either the sh-ttee or sh-tter wears a hawaiian shirt.
i took kim on vacation to hawaii. after 5 pina coladas she p-ssed out and i gave her the magnum p.i.
act of s-xual deviance involving one individual urinating directly into another individual’s eye.
i’d never hit a man wearing gl-sses, but i would give him a magnum p.i.
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