magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair
he was born out of the scandinavian god odin’s r-ct-m on october 9, 1944 (leif eriksson day) due to a wolf-styled -n-l plug. later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn’t do the cooking by the book. however the oven was built into the volcano eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in nevada (after iceland’s banking crisis). there, he was discovered by funion-eating americans, whom adopted him as their love child. he currently resides with b-tch–ss white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-asian named fuzzy sheiben. please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting alexander rybak. join the felowship of magnus followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in iceland.
all hail magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair
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