magoo mile


n. the ultimate spectacle of sporting fort-tude. it is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)drink a 40 oz beer
3)run a mile
4)eat a pint of ice cream
5)go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
first person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.
the magoo mile is the real man’s sport, if you have any b-lls, you’ll do one tomorrow.

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