mail


a bay area california term used to describe money.
“get your fetti, your scrilla, your scratch and your mail…holla at me boys cause i got game to sell”
email with incredible lag
god, this mail is taking forever
to get money..to have money
pimps_yo its friday, those b-tches better have my mail.

gimmie some mail so i can get his diapers from the store.
something that is sent to your house daily by the mailman. mail does not come on sundays. see envelope and onvelope.
i need to go get the mail.
a general term used to describe midweight metallic armors worn by fighting men up until the renaissance. mail armors consist of small, overlapping pieces of metal but lack large, solid plates found in heavier armors.
chainmail: armor made of interlocking metal rings.
scale mail: medium armor made of small, overlapping metal plates, resembling the scales of a fish.
sending money; other -ssets;
mail me my money, man!
they wanna take my mail!
mail is a slang sometimes said softly during -n-l s-x by heteros-xuals or h-m-s-xuals. it is said right before the p-n-s is inserted into the other person’s -n-s.
note: it is never shouted or written with an “!” because during so might scare the receiever or cause them to scrim and could cause -n-l rupture.
proper way
a: “hey there. mail.”
b: “uhhwhwhhhh. yessssssssss.”

not the proper way
a: “….mail!”
b: “ahhhhhhhch!!! my -n-s!!!”

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