maimtenance


1. committing the felony of mayhem upon in the name of maintenance. 2. mutilation, disfigurement, or serious wounding in the name of maintenance.
the it department has scheduled maimtenance on all production systems over the weekend. you may as well just plan to be out for the next week while they sort out the resulting damage.

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