maine steamer
when a guy bangs a girl in the -ss, -j-c-l-t-s on the back of her head while also taking a sh-t on her back. then you throw a live lobster on the pile of sh-t and watch as it makes its way toward the c-m. then say to the girl “that was wicked awesome”
guy: i f-cked that girl last night
friend: do anything cool?
guy: yea i gave her a maine steamer
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