Maintenence Superintendant


sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. generally, does f-ck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

wife: what did you do at work today honey?
maintenance super: f-cken heaps, get me a rum whilst i get the thought of planner out of my head.
maintenence superintendant is a person in charge of maintaining equipment in a large organisation

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