Majestic Moose


one of the mani interesting furry animals yu mai see on a høliday in sweden this yer.
a majestic moose once bit my sister …

no realli! she was karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an intersp-ce tøøthbrush given
her by svenge – her brother-in-law – an oslo dentist and
star of many norwegian møvies: “the høt hands of an oslo
dentist”, “fillings of p-ssion”, “the huge mølars of horst
nordfink”.

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