Majolical
a scented paper used to arouse your wife after sustained periods of s-xual drought. word is often spoken of an ancient majolical which was used in the great wife wetting incident of 1675, 53 wives en m-ss were exposed to a majolical so pungent their v-g-n-s convulsed and enveloped a small portion of c-nt, over the centuries this region became pr-nounced “kent” and the name changed to suit. it is here that the tradition of underwear was first started to prevent majolical related land destruction occuring again. also a form of arm wrestling confined to pubs named “the crusty trousers”.
“fetch the majolical my wife is dry as a cream cracker”
“let the majolical begin! the loser shalt have their p-n-s h-t a’ponst by thine shoe”
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