Major Douchebag


a fantasy football partic-p-nt who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.
a major douchebag is pr-ne to such things as carrying dante culpepper’s jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quant-ty of unforeseeable kicker points.

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