Major, The


1)being slightly over-weight and having a mult-tude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.

2)any person obsessed with the army

3)a man who is a little bit gay
1)look at that b-st-rd, he’s the major.

2)rich: where’s the major?
dan: he’s gone on army camp with some boys.
rich: oh, it’s like that, is it? dirty, dirty army b-st-rd!

3) stop pinching my -rs-, you major!!

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