makdoonaldis
mcdonalds – as pr-nounced by people reading mcdonalds spelled out with arabic letters… it’s hilarious, cuz if you go to egypt you’ll hear them saying mcdonald’s like this.
on a street in cairo: trying to hail a cab.
joe: taxi! tax!
taxi guy: yez how are you friend?
joe: i’m fine.. hey mcdonald’s please?
taxi guy: eh? mcdos? say again baleez?
joe: mickdonalds..
taxi guy: what? i’m sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? -handing guy a pen
joe rights it down – “see?”
taxi guy: “oooooooh makdoonaldis – i am a very sorry, i’m sorry yez yez yez i know this one. ok, lezz go.”
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