making base contact
making base contact; “saying” meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.
you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?
friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can’t wait to get smashed!!
you: sounds great lemme just go “make base contact” first
or
you: great if you leave any sooner ill be over by the garage “making base contact”
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