Malaca


definition (a): stuff; cr-p

definition (b): cr-ppy person; loser
(a)”what the h-ll is all that malaca on the coffee table?”

(b)”what’s a beautiful woman like you doing with a malaca like this?”
malcas refers to the word mildew, grime, dirt,mold, basically everything that has to do with kitchen and bathroom cr-p. malacas cannot be cleaned up for it is permanent.
“ew! theres malacas in my bathroom!”

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