malashia
the best best friend anyone could ask for. she has so many friends. she is the exact definition of grace and beauty while still being smart and funny. she is super talented in many departments but d-mn she can sing! she doesn’t really date all that much but people would date her. if u find a malashia in your life never let her go, ever. oh and she had a banging figure and a great booty
nickname: may
guy: bro did u just here malashia sing? she’s amazing!
guy 2: yeah and did u see her b-tt it’s so nice
guy : too bad she’s not interested in dating rn
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