Malclapper.

noun.

1. the name given to an individual whose att-tude towards unusual and humorous behavior is characterized by embarr-ssed discomfort, exaggerated confusion and sarcastic, judgmental disapproval.

2. one who rarely partic-p-tes in an activity but instead comments on the action from a distance.

3. one who avoids out right confrontation but instead communicates using p-ssive aggression.

4. one who attempts to secure one’s place in a group by preempting the judgement of the current majority.

5. one who is motivated by social awkwardness, insecurity and the need to fit in completely.
bertram: “i did my gorilla impression at school and chantelle malclapped me in front of everybody.”

theodore: “she’s a total malclapper.”

typical malclapper phrases include:

1. “ummm… ok? that was random.”
2. “that’s a little more information than i needed to know.”
3. “i’m just going to stand over there.”
4. “i’m a little bit worried about your mental health.”
5. “ummm… what the h-ll? jack sparrow is so weird.”
6. “what… i seriously don’t even get it.”
7. “ummm… ok. just make up your own word on urban dictionary… that’s totally normal.”