maldivian holiday
(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up’s p-n-s until -j-c-l-t–n is reached.
chap 1: where’s charlie? he’s late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old b-st-rd! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i’m a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.
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