male cheerleader

a male that joins the cheerleading squad and helps greatly with stunting and jumps, however chickens out on most dances and cheers. also way s-xier than any other man, especially as seen by team mates.
mamaloosha! that is one fine male cheerleader… he could base me anyday.(if ya know what i mean)
a straight man that is madd buffzor than any other man and has the guts to join a team with madd hott ladies and is never h-m-s-xual do to the fact that he is surrounded by ladies football players envy him every day pwn!!!
“hey whos that madd buff guy?”
“hmm must be a male cheerleader”
“hes gay!”
“h-ll naw nagger hes got all the b-tches”
“all naggers is b-tches mayne!”
a non-threatening male usually seen socially in the company of more than three females. may or may not be h-m-s-xual, but not romantically attached to any of his escorts.
bar patron: man, go talk to her.
bar patron #2: aw, man that dude is haning out with them.
bar patron: him? aw, that chump is a male cheerleader. he ain’t hittin’ that.
the smartest people ever.
brian: hey lucas i heard you are a cheerleader.

lucas: yep, first male cheerleader on our team in the history of our school.

brian: f-g.

lucas: so then tell me brian how much action are you getting on a daily basis? oh sorry, thats right, none.
commander and chimp george w. bush
in college george w. bush liked to get bad grades, drink beer, snort cocaine, and b-ttf-ck his frat brothers. but most of all, he liked cheerleading.