Male earing ethics
right ear = gay
left ear = straight
both ears = bis-xual
originally if a man had an earing you could only rock it in the left ear which meant you were straight, the right ear meant you were gay and both meant that dude was bye. at some point probably in the 80s or 90s dudes started rocking the big diamond studs in both ears like that sh-t was cool. now in 2015 that sh-t is considered normal. me personally i rock mine in the left ear at all times, that’s just me. male earing ethics needs to be taken into consideration.
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