when something is getting hyphy or intense real quick
john: this game is so intense, i can’t handle it.
tyrone: yeeeeee n*gg* this sh*t maleeky fleeky as f*ck
- punch buddy
someone who you punch for fun to feel better/good in any situation we went in to the haunted house, i brought my punch buddy with me so i will feel better. via giphy
all-festered-out: all smoked out. having smoked enough marijuana and don’t want or need anymore. can’t get any higher. no thanks. i’m all-festered-out!
- pasty f*ck
a s*xual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being “do you think ash puts his d*ck in a large cornish?” “wouldn’t put it past him, but with his sp*nk coloured complexion cobb’s definitely a pasty f*ck”
a portmanteau of “smile” and “purse”, as in pursing your lips. commonly seen when white people make awkward eye contact with strangers in p*ssing (who are usually non-white, and often black). i was trying to get the attention of that cute white guy on the bus but when he saw me he just smursed and […]