Malentines Day
malentines day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don’t have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing madden, call of duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. good choices include; the die hard franchise, the deer hunter, rambo, or any other movie with a cr-pload of violence.) malentines day is a special day, because you don’t have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. happy malentines day.
ted: yo steve, you gotta date for tonight?
steve: nah dude, f-ck valentines day
ted: true, i ain’t no slave to hallmark or p-ssy
steve: malentines day?
ted: yeah dude, i’ll go pack the bong.
a day within 2 weeks after valentines day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.
“hey herb.. what are you up to this friday?”
“hey erik, i’m having my girlfriend take me to red lobster for malentines day”
“good idea! i hear it is lobster fest this weekend”
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