Malibu Martyr
the act of receiving head underwater. the guy holds the girl’s head underwater while she flails willingly. the girl is not allowed to surface until the guy blows his load.
kyle: “dude, fiona nearly drowned last night.”
travis: “you didn’t try another malibu martyr did you?”
kyle: “heck yeah she loved it. lack of oxygen intensifies the experience.”
travis: “you’re a sick beast.”
the act of receiving head underwater. the guy holds the girl’s head underwater while she flails. the girl is not allowed to surface until the guy blows his load.
kyle: “dude, fiona nearly drowned last night.”
travis: “you didn’t try another malibu martyr did you?”
kyle: “heck yeah she loved it. lack of oxygen intensifies the experience.”
travis: “you’re a sick beast.”
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