Maline
a maline is secretly a snail with thick, stumpy legs and long, furry feelers whose birth name was quentin, but who changed it when she entered the witness protection program.
person 1: holy sh-t, is that a maline?
person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) hmm, it might just be.
red, itchy b-mps or patches all over the b-ttocks and p-n-s. this skin problem that often begins as a teenager as chapped b-tt cheeks and scaly patches on the p-n-s. rash can cause p-n-s to retreat (turtle) inside and will cause further irritation.
malines itchy b-mps and patches caused a p-n-s to turtle inside and give irritation.
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