malintzin


smokin mexi who really enjoys soup. most malintzins are called “mal” by their math subst-tute teachers, then the teacher grabs the back of their neck. but dont worry, all malintzins are invincible:] they will always turn into pterodactyls. they often see yao ming purchasing raspberry snow cones. when a teacher walks by, the malintzin will make a supernatural sound, originating from the throat, and will point under the right of left thigh. the malintzin is a very interesting creature but is lovable and loved by all:]
the malintzin is more babe-ish then the allie h.

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