malipulate


when a woman convinces a man to do something by promising a bl-wj-b , when someone manipulates another by using their mouth
guy #1: that new j.lo movie was horrible last night. kim convinced me to take her.
guy #2: ha! that sucks, i’d never have gone to see that movie.
guy #1: well, she blew me after it, so it was all good
guy #2: dude, you got malipulated

woman: can you rub my feet? pleeeeeeeease?? i’ll “pay you back” later….
man: (expecting bl-wj-b) ok, take off your socks…
(man was just malipulated

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