Malkavian


even other d-mned fear the malkavians. the cursed blood of their clan has polluted their minds, with the result that every last malkavian across the world is incurably insane. what’s worse, a malkavian’s madness can take nearly any form, from overpowering homicidal tendencies to near-catatonia. in many cases, there’s no way to tell a malkavian apart from the “sane” members of other clans. those few whose psychoses are immediately obvious are among the most terrifying vampires to stalk the streets.

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