malkinski


(noun)a short human being, specifically a boy, who has red hair and does not have a p-n-s or any s-xual organs. it likes to converse with friends and mainly talks about masturbation circles.
r: yo wutsup. im bored.
g: lets act like malkinskis and talk about masturbation circles.
r: no h-m- right?
g: well ya, no h-m-. there is no way i would act like a malkinski
r: how can we talk about masturbation circles if we dont even have d-cks? no h-m-
g: of course.

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