mall assault vehicle
a huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. the owner of the mall -ssault vehicle usually has sp-ckled on make-up, a knock off louis vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. she cares little about anyone but herself.
the mall -ssault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban -ssault vehicle.
d-mn, that b-tch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall -ssault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
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