Mall Eye
an irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with ‘day’.
“yo, did you see that sale on v-necks?”
“naw guy i have the worst mall eye!”
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