mall pong
the cl-ssic game of ping pong, played in the food court of any mall, where you set up your own net on a table, bring paddles, a ball, and have the experience of a lifetime.
-warning: security made make you leave mall, and also, some creepy old guys might ask to play.
bennett: “dude, this mall is so boring…there is nothing to do.”
victor: “are you kidding man?! let’s go play some mall pong!”
bennett: “yes! that game is awesome!”
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