mallache


the dull headache one gets after spending too much time in a shopping mall.
“hey you want to grab a coffee?”
“nah cherise dragged me out shopping the whole morning, i’ve got a mallache from another dimension i need to lie down”
or
“man i have to go buy my girl a birthday present”
“what a mallache!”

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