Mallet Head
a person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. these people will always be the social r-t-rd of every event they attend. they don’t understand the concept of socialicing. if insulted they will often question you about it the next day on msn or aim.
man 1: why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
man 2: it’s because eric and his mallet head are missing today
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of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.
he is a mallet head; someone who couldn’t pour p-ss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
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