mallet toss
1) when a male whacks his p-n-s against the cl-toris during heteros-xual intercourse. usually to prolong stamina.
2) when a male whacks his p-n-s against his male partner’s -n-s during h-m-s-xual intercourse.
dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
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