mallet
when someone is acting like a complete tool
look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet
a young male who does not have any pubic hair. used tauntingly in boys’ communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.
i’m not being gay, but i looked at his c-ck and he is the biggest mallet in the world.
the mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd “mallet shaped head of a p-n-s.
not neccessarily indicative of a large gurth, more concerned wiv a rather large head.
shay has a mallet, timmy mallet has a mallet
shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.
mallet = e
going to go get a few mallets
a drug binge
i was on a mallet last night
a mallet is another name for a p-n-s
you have a small mallet
post – mallet = an after mallet
one would have a major after mallet upon onesself
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